Quelques-unes mais en VO...ca me tente pas de les traduire Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Chuck: Why should I be chosen to be an usher? I'm Chuck Bass.
Chuck: If I knew his name, I would hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: Because you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Nate: I'm just saying, death by scarf? Not that intimidating.
Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck:Yes, I am, so why be shy?
Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Hey, anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Dan(about Nate): Last year, I believe he had an original thought... It died of loneliness.
Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why you called.
Blair: You know me well.
Chuck: Women like to pretend they're complicated. I know better
Blair: What is she doing there?
Chuck: Well what's anyone doing there. It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
Blair: You must have your own wing.
Chuck: You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit. So the question is, what do you do now?
Blair: I was thinking total social destruction.
Chuck: And here I thought you were getting soft....So this is your bed huh?
Blair: Leaving now.
Chuck: You can repay me another time.
Blair: You mean Chuck?....What?
Serena: You smiled.
Blair: No I didn't! I hate Chuck, don't me lose my apetite!
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your
mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update
your software while I was away?
Blair: Limos and virgins, your specialty!
Chuck: Just so you know, while there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.
Jack: Chuck, your father wouldn't have wanted this.
Chuck: Dear old Dad? Unfortunately all I know is what he didn't want.
Which is me. I'm Chuck Bass!!! ... No one cares.
Blair: I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself,
please don't do it to me. Please.
Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in
the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it... and I'm yours.
Blair: You sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck: Yeah right...You wish
Blair: No...you wish.
Chuck: Please you forget who you're talking to
Blair: So do you. Do you...like me?
Chuck: Define like
Blair: Ohh! Ahh! You have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck: How do you think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is
something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck: Believe me no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am.
Blair: Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!
Dan: You and Chuck have been toying with each other forever so, you didn't win this one. You ever think maybe you should just let it go?
Blair: This is different.
Dan: Why...Do, do you love him?
(Blair gives him an approving look)
Dan: Wow, someone loves Chuck Bass.
Blair: Who? What When? Where? Why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair: You were on the floor!
Chuck : I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair : Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck : [suggestively] Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair : Fine, nothing that requires removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time; it was chilly.
Blair : Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck: Well I trust you can take it from here, I have a best man's
speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door]
Chuck: You know, they say that you love something you should set it free.
Blair: Uh! They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty Blair.
Blair: Nate and I have...plenty of spark, better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.
Blair: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to move on, you're right there, acting like-
Chuck: Acting like what?
Blair: Like...maybe you want me to be as unhappy as you are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you have, and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her and I can't make her happy.
Blair: You can't run, you have to stay here and here it this time. Chuck Bass, I love you. I love you so much it consumes me. I love you and I know you love me too. Tell me you love me and everything we've done, all the gossip and the lies and the hurt will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
Blair: What if we need games? What if without them we're boring?
Chuck: We can never be boring.
Blair: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.
Chuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.
Chuck: That was it
Blair: I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best....She stole my shoes?
Serena: You and Chuck are two of the most self-centered and damaged people I know.
Blair: I'm not following.
Serena: Well, somehow two wrongs make a… twisted right.
Blair: I want you to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.